Hello London

I’ve been doing my best to refrain from perpetuating the stereotype of Singaporean students; that all we do is hang out in our own groups and not mix around. In defense of them, it’s not an elitist thing, or even shyness—it’s just that Singapore is a really small place, and people who study abroad (and there are many) tend to gravitate towards one of three places: America, the UK or Australia. Chances are that you will know people studying somewhere (I know more than fifteen people studying in New York, for example), so it’s a bit hard to leave an existing, readily-accessible social circle for a new one.

Over the past week or so I’ve met a few (non-Singaporean, ha!) people from Goldsmiths who’ve actually read this blog, which is one of the main reasons why I’m updating it now. I’ve been here for three weeks already but never got around to posting here (or on Common, which I’ll get to doing in a bit) because until last week, I was sleeping on my poet friend (and first-class History student) Jin’s couch in Waterloo. I also finally got around to refreshing the about section, since I’m 1) no longer looking for a job and 2) not a professional features writer anymore, whatever that means.

If you happen to be in London, Sandcastle will be screening at the ICA on the 15th and 17th of October. More details are available at the London Film Festival website. I’ll be introducing the movie on one of the days (or maybe both; I haven’t decided yet) so if you’d like to ask questions or buy me a pint, I’ll be in the area.

I’ve had the amazing opportunities (coming from somewhere with a dearth of regular concerts) to catch Wilco and Two Door Cinema Club play one week after another. Suffice it to say, watching Nels Cline solo on Impossible Germany was a near-religious experience.

Then there was this girl called Florrie opening for TDCC who was pretty damn good. She works extensively with Fred Falke and you can hear his influences in her style. His remixes of her tracks, are, of course, classic Falke tunes (see what I did there?) that never let you down. Here’s one of her tracks:

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But I’d love to make music in London—the crowds here are so much more appreciative of bands they’ve never heard of, which is more than I can say for the rampant shortchanging of bands in Singapore. No names, but if you’ve been following the local festival circuit you’ll know what I’m talking about. That, and the audience doesn’t yell at you to “get the fuck off” the stage so the band you’re opening for can play… but that’s a rant for another time.

To everyone who’s been asking what my room looks like (it’s not usually this messy, I swear):


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These Jeans

Yes, that is my toilet, and no, these are the biggest images that look reasonably decent because my current compact camera is absolute shit. Canon—if you’d like to give me an Ixus 300, I’m all ears.

Packing for London (with less than twelve hours to boarding) unearthed many forgotten things. It also made me think about what I was bringing, and the story behind whatever I happened to be looking at. Like these jeans. I bought them in October 2008 on my second (or was it third?) visit to New York with Sameer during the CMJ—incidentally, where I saw Via Audio perform for the first time after hearing about them in 2007. Sameer couldn’t understand the hype behind the band (a friend of ours used to manage them) until he saw them play. I bought two copies of their album during that show.

The combined cultural stereotypes of two Indian and Chinese guys hanging out in New York (apart from laughing at the sorry excuses for roti canai and satay) led to us going shopping. I’m still wearing a pair of Vans shoes from back then; they’re discontinued now. No fast food—Mickey D’s in NYC was one of the most depressing experiences of our lives. We were wandering in and out of shops around SoHo after one of the CMJ panels when Sameer went “Oh my god!” and pointed across the street at the Lucky store. I thought he was pointing at American Eagle. Thank god. We both bought a pair. Possibly one of Sameer’s few pairs of non-girl jeans.

I wore them almost every day after that until my band played a Gap showcase and got free jeans, but even then, the Luckies have been my go-to pair for daily use—and it shows. The wear and fade on these isn’t from the store, or from a tutorial in a magazine. That line at the bottom is where I cuff the jeans—once—and leave them to do their thing. I’ve worn them to work, played countless gigs and gotten ridiculous amounts of alcohol spilled on them at various clubs. And I think mom’s repaired this pair three times already, but like a good pair of shoes, my Luckies just need a little love. So I’m bringing them to London, where I hope I’ll get at least another good year of wear… and another good year of stories.

I have no idea how Sameer’s pair is holding up. He’s now a marketing and PR guy at P is for Panda, a new(ish) record label and clothing company with some good names behind them. He also likes pimping me out because of the movie. Sameer: if you read this, head up to Toronto—it’s screening at the TIFF. Or get your ass over to London next month for the BFI London Film Festival.

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The Whitest Boy Alive

I am done with you
I’m sailing my own
My own sweet way
Around the world

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Mos Def

You, sir, are one good-looking man.

(via Need / GQ)

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On Ties

(I had to mosaic my face out on the poster; it’s still weird having my face blown up so big)

So at the Charity Gala Premiere of the movie, my poet friend Lim Jin Li—who apparently has been exhibited at the V&A, according to the London College of Communication’s Head of College blog—told me to tie my tie properly. It was a four-in-hand with a black slim tie (i.e. no dimple), and, given the nature of the knot, quite possibly imperfect. I didn’t give it another thought, but the latest post on Put This On brought it back to mind. An excerpt:

Most who have written have told me that the four-in-hand is too sloppy, lopsided, or small to be suitable. This, of course, presumes that symmetry, neatness and large size are desirable in a necktie knot. They are not.

Regarding neatness and symmetry: a necktie knot should never be neat. A necktie knot should be expressive. It should be human. As Glenn O’Brien puts it, “Real elegance involves impeccable taste and a peccable sense of nonchalance.” And everyone who’s anyone agrees with us.

So: play around with the Pratt or the Half-Windsor. Come back to the four-in-hand. The one that matters.

That is all.

P.S.: Suit was from the wonderful people at Ben Sherman. Depending on your build (I have a small frame), you might have to take it in an inch or more.

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On Looking Back… And Looking Forward (2006-2013)

In 2006, I graduated from Temasek Design School with a Diploma in Visual Communication. Four years later (and pending approval of my student visa), I am about to pursue a degree in Media and Communications at Goldsmiths—a school ranked equal with the London School of Economics in terms of Communication, Cultural and Media Studies. With that in mind, I believe the two following quotes are particularly meaningful for someone in my situation—someone with a design background and an interest in the media (as well as politics and sociology to some degree):

“We wanted [the press] to ask the questions we want to answer, so that they report the news the way we want it to be reported.”

—Sharron Angle

On 1 August 2010, Sharron Angle made a major media gaffe during an interview with Fox News’s Carl Cameron—she spoke her mind; perhaps a little too candidly. A flurry of press coverage followed, with The Huffington Post running a story that spread throughout the political blogosphere like wildfire. Nevertheless, the point is that like it or not, her statement was spot on when it came to politics and the media, be it in Singapore, the US, or anywhere else in the world. Politicians like being asked questions they have perfect answers to, so that they can position themselves in the best light. It’s only natural. Case in point: A friend of mine sent a series of questions to Lee Kuan Yew, but the PMO (or MMO, rather) declined to respond to his email. But I digress, so I’ll offer my next quote:

“Upon leaving our school, each of you will face the ever-changing design landscape. Your belief, dedication and passion will be your travel buddies to [help you] navigate throughout the journey. Remember to push on when the situation demands, remember to be responsible, remember to rest when necessary, remember to celebrate when arriving; and of course—do remember to come home.”

—Hon Soo Tien, Senior Lecturer, Temasek Design School
Visual Communication Graduation Book of 2006

Four years ago, we barely paid attention to what our lecturers wrote in our graduation book (for those who don’t know, most batches of Visual Communications graduates produce a book to showcase their work). Randy revisited this quote during a recent MSN conversation with me. He said “at 24 years old … it makes a whole lot more sense.” And it does—I think the quote speaks for itself, so I’ll refrain from attempting to explain it, or my views on it, any further. I will, however, explain my point of writing all this.

It’s quite simple, really: My hope is that when I graduate in 2013, I will be able to look back on this post—these quotes—and say that I have understood; have taken to heart; have used the next (or rather, past) three years of my life to the fullest, be it in terms of academic and/or creative output. My hope is that I will, like Hon said, push on when the situation demands; be responsible; rest when necessary; celebrate my arrival; and perhaps most importantly, come home—wherever that may be.

And yes, that was me in the 2010 National Day Parade video.

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#714; On Emma Bunton

jbarks: guess what’s stuck in my head
jbarks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb8uv4lGnno
randy: im not clikign it
jbarks: it’s not rick
randy: FUCK
randy: YOU
jbarks: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG
jbarks: WHAT TOOK YOU ALL NIGHT
randy: i closed it after the first 4 notes
jbarks: WHAT TOOK YOU FOREVER TO SEE I’M RIGHT
randy: and i have iti n my had
jbarks: YOU KNOW I TREAT YOU SO GOOD
randy: head
jbarks: I MAKE YOU FEEL FINE
jbarks: YOU KNOW I’M NEVER GIVING UP THIS TIME
randy: fuck off la

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What’s Been Going On (Also: Ice Cream That’s Better Than New Young Pony Club)

This is a long overdue post—here’s what I’ve been up to recently:

So I seem to have started a small (four people) Singaporean thread on the Goldsmiths fresher’s page. Have also been hearing horror stories about visa applications—apparently you can’t smile in your photo or your $428 application fee is gone. Apparently they’ve started sending out accommodation letters, though, so I guess that’s a good sign.

In the mean time, Wall’s has been kind enough to give away tons of free ice cream, as well as feature me as an ambassador in two of their videos. It’s been popular enough that I get recognised as the “Wall’s guy” at Velvet, then as the “lead guy from Sandcastle” (most of the time during RT at Bedok Camp—go figure), and lastly (and hardly ever) as “that guy from The Fire Fight“. Score one for publicity!

Also, If Wall’s is good enough for the prata shop opposite Zouk (no, really, I’ll take a photo there this weekend), it’s good enough for you:

There are more videos on the Wall’s Share Happy Facebook Fan Page, as well as a way for you to win a year’s supply of ice-cream (something even I don’t have). This baby won; why shouldn’t the next one be you? If you win that year’s supply of ice-cream, I want to raid your fridge every other day. If you’ve been receiving these app invites from me on Facebook—don’t ignore them! Wall’s won’t spam you, and you’ll get a free ice cream when you share it with your friends. Promise.

Or if you just want the free ice-cream with minimal fuss, head down to Giant at Parkway Parade and have your photo taken by the vending machine—you’ll get your ice cream. Mmm mmm.

I’ve also been updating Common with the usual selection of stuff I want (or don’t get, but that’s been mainly limited to the Margiela accessories) out of the roughly 600 posts from 77 websites I go through on Google Reader every day—that’s some metrics for you right there. And it’s been doing pretty well; this blog and Common combined have been giving me an average of 700+ page views per day, according to my server logs. You have no idea how many times I see these ads every day:

But no matter. Walls is awesome. Sandcastle is awesome too; the film got rated NC-16 uncut. The premiere date and opening dates have been set, and a movie poster with my crazily intense double eyelids is up on the Sandcastle Film Blog. With any luck, we’ll be screening at festivals in the UK while I’m there. Would be awesome. Fingers crossed.

See you guys soon—and don’t forget to check out Common, Share Happy and Sandcastle.

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#680; On Boobs

jbarks: wow http://h.jbarks.com/a1nnPl
jbarks: i want to get to know russian spies
belle: fake
jbarks: i don’t really care
belle: ee damn gross
belle: deceptacons!
jbarks: how many straight guys do you know will complain
belle: i don’t know, but that’s not the point. the fact that most of them probably won’t, is exactly what is wrong with men
belle: i’m asking [redacted] let’s see what he has to say hahaa
jbarks: you can’t ask him!
jbarks: he obviously has to be satisfied with your knockers
belle: –_–
belle: anyway he said no, fake boobs would not turn him on
belle: but then he also went on to say those don’t look particularly fake so i don’t trust his judgment
jbarks: QED

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COMMON: A Repository of Things I Like

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing →→→Common←←← (click!)

While I was at CATALOG, I wrote these monthly features on interesting things I’d found (and wanted to buy) online (see below). After I left, they ended up here under Stuff I Found Online, but I felt they took away from the focus of what I wanted this site to be: a place more for writing than pictures.

So I started a new blog, with more pictures and less words. It gets updated whenever I find something nice. It’s a little but like Uncrate, I suppose, but with a selection of things I genuinely like; not what some brand whore or marketing guy thinks is cool and hip. No comments, no nothing; just shit I’d like to have one day. I hope you’ll like it too.

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Tattoos and School

I’ve been thinking about getting a tattoo for the past two to three years already, but never went ahead with it because 1) I couldn’t find the right guy to do it and 2) I didn’t have the money. I wanted a cross on my back (or at least on the nape of my neck) to serve as some sort of reminder that as messed up as I am (I haven’t been to church in over a year, I think; possibly two), I am saved by grace and grace alone.

It’s a bit strange, this belief thing. Most people want to believe that there is something bigger than this, that after 80 or 90 years on this planet we’ll go somewhere with 72 virgins, or somewhere where we’ll get wings and a big fat harp to play all day. I wouldn’t want to be dying and asking myself, “is this it?”. But I digress.

So I met this tattoo artist at Cafe del Mar the other day during their relaunch, and we got to talking after everything was over. I told him of my plans and thoughts, and he looked me in the eye (albeit we were both slightly drunk at this point) and went, “that’s some heavy shit, bro.” I asked, “Why?”

“If you believe he’s carried the cross for you, why do you want to carry it on your back?”

Well, shit. Dude makes a good point.

So I’d been waiting almost a month for Goldsmiths to get back to me on my admission status. It’s apparently one of the best schools in the UK for media, or so I’ve read from almost everywhere on the internets. And the A-level cutoff is AAB, so I suppose that’s good. They emailed me at 6pm today, but it went into my junk folder and I didn’t notice it until several hours later:

So hooray, I have 2½ months to sort out the movie premiere, clear my RT (yes…), book an exit permit, sell all the gear I don’t want, and settle my visa, rooming and ticket.

Exciting times ahead.

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#584; On Ernest Ho

jbarks: http://s.jbarks.com/1hvdfn
jbarks: LOLOLOL
randy: who’s who?
jbarks: fuck that, look for ernest
randy: OMG
randy: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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Hayabusa Spacecraft Re-entry Video

Wow.

In other news, I’m getting started on another blog. More news soon.

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#553; On The iPad

randy: i wouldn’t really carry it around
jbarks: well i usually have a backpack
randy: true
randy: i tend to think everyone’s like me
jbarks: you fucking narcissist

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The Fire Fight: So Long For Now—Discounts on New Balance kicks; PF Flyers at Leftfoot (Not Spam, Srsly)

Hey everyone,

Remember those logos at the bottom of the flyer? We’ve got a few nice offers lined up for you if you’re coming to our farewell show (you can buy tickets online or from an AXS Station near you). All you have to do is present your wristband from the gig to qualify:

1) 30% off selected footwear at the *SCAPE New Balance store from 13–30 June 2010
2) 20% off all PF Flyers footwear at Leftfoot Cineleisure from 13 June–11 July 2010

These offers are not applicable with other ongoing promotions and/or discounts. If you haven’t bought your tickets yet, you can win a pair from Ben Sherman: visit their Facebook page for more details.

Stay tuned for more goodies!

Love and pancakes,
The Fire Fight

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